Generally Jaded Irreverent

$50.00

Generally Jaded Irreverent is puffed up like a peacock ready to burst forth that biting, sarcastic one-liner. Oh if you could only keep those comments to yourself. But for F*!^ sake can someone really be that stupid? Remember those moments? “We can’t take you anywhere,” your friends claim and yet they do because it is just too fun and too true what you say (sometimes at the expense of others). Generally Jaded Irreverent rock cairn celebrates your witty, dry and ironic sense of humor that exposes us when we are lying to ourselves and says thank you for keeping us honest.

If you orĀ  your best friend need a reminder to stay true to yourself, Generally Jaded Irreverent is a great token of unapologetic self expression.

Generally Jaded Irreverent rock cairn measures approximately 3″ x 3″ x 4.5″.

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Description

Rock cairns are one-of-a-kind creations divinely inspired by nature. The small rock cairns range from 3-6 inches in height and consist of at least 3 hand collected, polished and selected river rocks. Careful attention is paid to the natural fulcrum when stacking rocks. Yet because these rocks have been enhanced by polishing, their surfaces are too slick to retain stacking structure if jarred or shaken even slightly. To improve durability we use a common adhesive to maintain the integrity of the stack.

Materials
River rocks. Common jewelry gem adhesive.

Care and Instructions
Well folks, these are rocks after all, and they have been shifting and changing for 10s of thousands of years by nature’s wondrous forces. Other than a light dusting they will certainly out-live our lifetimes. While we are experimenting with the most durable rock adhesives, it is likely the current adhesive will break down over time especially when exposed to extreme heat or cold. So bring these babies inside in the winter. If your adhesive fails take the opportunity to re-stack or re-glue in whatever configuration your heart desires. We will keep you posted on the most effective and durable adhesives as our experience broadens.

Returns
Your rock cairns are packaged with the utmost care using all natural packaging material. If your cairn arrives broken please let us know. Because these are one-of-a-kind items we cannot give you an exact replacement. We will make sure that you can return the cairn for repairs or a full refund if desired.

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