Generally Jaded Unpredictable


Generally Jaded Unpredictable with just a touch of the jade green isn’t sure she’s staying or going. Always leaving your options open just in case you want to change your mind? Taking actions that continually surprise your friends? Then Generally Jaded Unpredictable rock cairn will remind you that this is A OKAY. Who says you can’t do anything you want to do when you want to do it (within reason of course)? UN-apologetically UN-predictable —  you put the “UN” in fun. Defy the sticks-in-the-mud and continue the course. Seize the moment and ROCK ON!

If you or  your best friend need a reminder that steady and predictable is boring, Generally Jaded Unpredictable encourages you to be your  UN-apologetic, UN-inhibited self. And hopefully you can UN-do some others along the way.

Generally Jaded Unpredictable rock cairn measures approximately 3″ x 3.5″ x 3″.

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Rock cairns are one-of-a-kind creations divinely inspired by nature. The small rock cairns range from 3-6 inches in height and consist of at least 3 hand collected, polished and selected river rocks. Careful attention is paid to the natural fulcrum when stacking rocks. Yet because these rocks have been enhanced by polishing, their surfaces are too slick to retain stacking structure if jarred or shaken even slightly. To improve durability we use a common adhesive to maintain the integrity of the stack.

River rocks. Common jewelry gem adhesive.

Care and Instructions
Well folks, these are rocks after all, and they have been shifting and changing for 10s of thousands of years by nature’s wondrous forces. Other than a light dusting they will certainly out-live our lifetimes. While we are experimenting with the most durable rock adhesives, it is likely the current adhesive will break down over time especially when exposed to extreme heat or cold. So bring these babies inside in the winter. If your adhesive fails take the opportunity to re-stack or re-glue in whatever configuration your heart desires. We will keep you posted on the most effective and durable adhesives as our experience broadens.

Your rock cairns are packaged with the utmost care using all natural packaging material. If your cairn arrives broken please let us know. Because these are one-of-a-kind items we cannot give you an exact replacement. We will make sure that you can return the cairn for repairs or a full refund if desired.


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