The Generally Jaded Collection

$50.00

One does not live a half century without being a little bit jaded. Surely these river stones, having been around for 1000s of years longer than our meager 50, must also remember the horrors. In honor of all the “Oh for F*^! sake” (our favorite expression) moments of our lives, we have created this collection of quirky rock cairns each of which has a little or a lot of jade green. Either you have 3 best friends who embody each one of these behaviors or you are one seriously multi-dimensional individual who resonates with EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Generally Jaded Foolish, Irreverent, Unpredictable and Wacked channel the humor and self-forgiveness of these moments. As a tribute to these wonderful, embarrassing, tragic and unexpected moments, the Generally Jaded collection reminds us of the accumulated wisdom won the really hard way. Here’s to you, you beguiling, brilliant, charming, vibrant and totally expressive being. ROCK ON!

Give a unique gift to you and your best friends. Cairns measure approximately 3″ x 3″ x upto 4″ (LxWxH).

Sold individually.

$50.00

In stock

$50.00

In stock

$50.00

In stock

$50.00

In stock

Description

Rock cairns are one-of-a-kind creations divinely inspired by nature. The small rock cairns range from 3-6 inches in height and consist of at least 3 hand collected, polished and selected river rocks. Careful attention is paid to the natural fulcrum when stacking rocks. Yet because these rocks have been enhanced by polishing, their surfaces are too slick to retain stacking structure if jarred or shaken even slightly. To improve durability we use a common adhesive to maintain the integrity of the stack.

Materials
River rocks. Common jewelry gem adhesive.

Care and Instructions
Well folks, these are rocks after all, and they have been shifting and changing for 10s of thousands of years by nature’s wondrous forces. Other than a light dusting they will certainly out-live our lifetimes. While we are experimenting with the most durable rock adhesives, it is likely the current adhesive will break down over time especially when exposed to extreme heat or cold. So bring these babies inside in the winter. If your adhesive fails take the opportunity to re-stack or re-glue in whatever configuration your heart desires. We will keep you posted on the most effective and durable adhesives as our experience broadens.

Returns
Your rock cairns are packaged with the utmost care using all natural packaging material. If your cairn arrives broken please let us know. Because these are one-of-a-kind items we cannot give you an exact replacement. We will make sure that you can return the cairn for repairs or a full refund if desired.

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